PASSENGER REPORT
“Once Act II dials in and the table is fully set, the brakes on this out-of-control car of a story are completely severed as it careens toward a steep, traffic-heavy hill.”– Beta Reader
LES O’BEDIENT TRANSIT CO. · NO LUXURY. NO LIES. JUST MILES.
ACTIVE ROUTE:
FUZZIES
THEY’RE WATCHING YOU.
A violent, mean, darkly funny, and oddly sweet little bastard of a horror novel about grief, shame, loneliness, and the terrible things that happen when comfort decides it doesn’t want to leave.
- A grieving twelve-year-old girl.
- Her dead brother Michael still walks beside her.
- A filthy neon-pink teddy bear
that should have stayed in the woods. - Several increasingly poor decisions.
KNOWN HAZARDS
- Pink mist
- Missing pets
- Emotional devastation
- Public humiliation
- Poor decision-making
- Moderate apocalypse
★ LEGAL ★
The opinions expressed by Mr. Abdo do not reflect the views, values, or operating standards of Les O’Bedient Transit Co. or its affiliates.
Yes, we are proudly sponsoring his novel. Yes, the novel is mostly his opinions, I guess... And yes, we did once hire him as a driver, but you do not know the whole story there, so relax. Hey! What’s with the third degree, huh?!
Mr. Abdo’s the asshole here. He’s also the one on trial, so go bark up his tree and leave me alone!
We wish ya all the best,
Les
Les O’Bedient
Founder & President
Les O’Bedient Transit Co.
Since 1974
RELAX. IT’S ONLY THE APOCALYPSE!
“Look, the kid [Abdo] is no Bill Shakespeare, okay? He’s not even a Leigh Greenfield, to be honest. But he has the heart and a demented mind to tell a story this exciting and relatable, in a messed-up way. So there are worse ways to spend your weekend than reading his book.”– L. O’Bedient
NEXT STOP: ARCHIVES
★ ROUTE TRANSFER ★
- Recovered documents
- Deleted scenes
- Lost files
- Incident reports